are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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