nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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