Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
birth control should be required to get into college
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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