I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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