i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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