Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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