chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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