The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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