yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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