You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
