Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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