Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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