somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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