S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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