Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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