Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
