she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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