Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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