Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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