Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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