Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
oh god the rape fog is back!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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