he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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