I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
The power of my boobs compel you
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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