your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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