OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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