So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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