If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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