Grow some girl-balls and come out already
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He keeps bees of course he's weird
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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