And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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