What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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