im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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