No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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