bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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