Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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