But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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