I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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