that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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