Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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