i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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