it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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