he told me I talked like a deaf person
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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