Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I love having hate sex.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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