this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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