There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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