You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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