You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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