batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
me + whiskey = a bad person
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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