Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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