Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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