In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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