windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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