i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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