i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I think a kid would responsible me up
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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