I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
This is my gift to your gina
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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