So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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