would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
nutella sex= disaster
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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